The smell of success

"Hello Rioters. Look at your friend, now back to me; now at your friend, now back to me! Sadly, he isn't me; but if he stopped using antisocial behaviour and started using job centre he could be like me. Look down, back up. Where are we? You're at an interview, with the man your friend could work for! What's in his hand? It's an application form to that job he needs. Look again... the form is now money! Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting. I'm at a desk."

Courtesy of the excellent Stuart Smith.